Hey, everyone. I hope our twice-a-week posts have been keeping you entertained. More than that, though, I hope they’ve been increasing your excitement for Runner3.
Today’s post is a new take on an old favorite. Many of you likely remember Schlörtz from Runner2, most notably as the preferred beverage of Bigfoot. Well, you may be chuffed to hear that the Schlörtz brand is doing better than ever, and you can expect to see it make a serious comeback in Runner3!
Here’s a sneak peek of everyone’s favorite Premium Malt Fluid:
The cans may be a little rusty, but the beverage inside is surely no worse for the wear. Much like Twinkies, Schlörtz never goes bad. Our lawyers won't allow us to say why that is, but you can trust us when we say it's all on the up and up.
While I have your attention, I’d also like to mention that we’ll be announcing something appropriately spooky about the game next week. Does Monday work for everyone?